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Press Room
It is, quite literally, a barn. Mind the hay.
Welcome, members of the press. For all media enquiries, please address the Head Shepherd, or the goat who somehow keeps getting into these meetings.
As featured in
- Woolly Street Journal — “Disruptively fleecy.”
- The Baarbican Review — “I came for the wool, I stayed for the technique.”
- Shear Genius Magazine — “Five fleeces. No notes.”
- Ewe & Money — “The most important sheep-media company of our time.”
Recent headlines
- ShornHub Raises Series Baa Funding, Valued At Several Bales Of Hay
- Local Ewe Named “Performer Of The Year,” Remains Humble
- Gary The Sheepdog Promoted To Head Of Trust & Safety
Brand assets
Our logo is the word “Shorn” followed by an orange box that says “Hub.” Please do not stretch it, recolour it, or feed it to sheep. High-res versions are available on request, scratched into the side of the barn.