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Press Room
It is, quite literally, a barn. Mind the hay.
Welcome, members of the press. For all media enquiries, please address the Head Shepherd, or the goat who somehow keeps getting into these meetings.
As featured in
- Woolly Street Journal — “Disruptively fleecy.”
- The Baarbican Review — “I came for the wool, I stayed for the technique.”
- Shear Genius Magazine — “Five fleeces. No notes.”
- Ewe & Money — “The most important sheep-media company of our time.”
Recent headlines
- ShornHub Raises Series Baa Funding, Valued At Several Bales Of Hay
- Local Ewe Named “Performer Of The Year,” Remains Humble
- Gary The Sheepdog Promoted To Head Of Trust & Safety
For the record
ShornHub is an independent parody entertainment website. Its only home is www.shornhub.com. It does not operate, and is not affiliated with, any Etsy shop — including the vintage-knitwear seller of the same name. Corrections to the contrary may be shouted across the field.
Brand assets
Our logo is the word “Shorn” followed by an orange box that says “Hub.” Please do not stretch it, recolour it, or feed it to sheep. High-res versions are available on request, scratched into the side of the barn.