Terms of Sheep-vice
The fine print. Now with 100% more wool.
By using ShornHub, you agree to the following legally non-binding, spiritually iron-clad terms. Please read them in a serious voice.
1. Acceptable use
You may watch, rate, favourite and comment on sheep being shorn. You may not, under any circumstances, boo a sheep. We will know.
2. Your content
When you upload a shear, you promise it's yours to share and that the sheep is (a) a sheep and (b) fine. You retain all rights to your wool.
3. The flock
Votes are final. Fleece ratings are sacred. The Head Shepherd's word is law, except when overruled by Gary the sheepdog, whose word is more law.
4. Termination
We reserve the right to gently escort any user back out to pasture for conduct unbecoming of a shepherd.
This is a parody website. None of this is real legal advice. It's sheep.