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Section 2257 — relax, they're sheep
Age verification records. For sheep. Yes, really.
On adult sites this page is a serious legal record-keeping statement. On ShornHub, it is a formal declaration that every performer is a sheep.
Our attestation
- All performers were at least 18 months old at the time of shearing (that's a grown sheep).
- All performers are, to the best of our knowledge, sheep.
- Any performer later found to be a goat has been referred to Gary for review.
Records of fleece length, breed and general fluffiness are kept in a filing cabinet in the barn, guarded by a sensible border collie.
They're sheep. It's wool. Please relax.