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Fleece Market

Wool doesn't just watch itself off. Take some home.

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Raw Fleece, 1kg

Β£12

Straight off the sheep. Lanolin included, free of charge.

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Artisanal Wool Socks

Β£18

Knitted by a shepherd during the slow season. Impossibly warm.

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Hand-spun Yarn

Β£9

For the crafters. Ethically sourced from very relaxed sheep.

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Genuine Shepherd's Hat

Β£25

As worn by the Head Shepherd. Confidence not included.

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Adopt-a-Fleece (symbolic)

Β£5

You don't get the fleece. You get the warm feeling. And a certificate.

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Gary Plushie

Β£15

A soft toy of our Head of Trust & Safety. He's flattered.

The stall above is a parody. The baskets don't work, no wool will arrive, and Gary is not actually for sale (we asked; he said no).