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ShornHub Prewoolium™
For the true fleece connoisseur. Ad-free. Uncompromising. Woolly.
Free Range
£0 forever
- 🐑All 45 premium shears
- 🐑Vote, rate & comment
- 🐑Build your Flock
- 🐑Ads for artisanal hay
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Prewoolium™
£4.99 / month
- 🐑Everything in Free Range
- 🐑Zero hay ads
- 🐑Exclusive 4K Ultra-Fleece resolution
- 🐑Early access to freshly shorn drops
- 🐑A little gold sheep next to your name 🐑
Full Flock
£9.99 / month
- 🐑Everything in Prewoolium™
- 🐑Download shears for offline viewing
- 🐑A framed photo of Gary
- 🐑The Head Shepherd learns your name
- 🐑Spiritual fulfilment (results may vary)
ShornHub is a parody and does not actually take your money. All buttons are decorative. Your wallet is safe. The sheep, however, remain shorn.