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Careers at ShornHub

Join the flock. (Sheepdogs strongly preferred.)

We're a fast-growing, barn-based startup on a mission to shear the world. We offer competitive compensation (hay), unlimited PTO (Pasture Time Off), and a dog-friendly office (it is entirely dogs).

Open positions

Senior Shearing Specialist

Fleece Operations · Full-time · On-pasture

Remove wool at speed and scale. Must supply own clippers. Steady hands, calm energy, tolerance for lanolin. 6+ years experience or one really good afternoon.

Head of Trust & Safety

Moderation · Full-time · This role is filled (by Gary)

Gary is our sheepdog. Gary is doing great. This posting exists only so Gary feels the pressure of competition. Do not apply. Gary is watching.

Wool Quality Assurance Analyst

Fleece Standards · Contract · Remote-ish

Squint at fleeces. Rate them out of five sheep. Say things like 'exquisite crimp' with a straight face. Wool allergy is an automatic disqualification, obviously.

Chief Bleat Officer

Executive · Part-time · Loud

Represent the voice of the flock at the highest level. Must be an actual sheep. Equity offered in hay.

Don't see your dream role? Send an unsolicited application anyway — bark it at the barn door and Gary will forward it to the appropriate department (Gary).