Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions about fleece, specifically.
▸Is this a real porn site?
No! It's sheep. Getting haircuts. If you arrived here expecting anything else, we have wonderful news about a relaxing new hobby.
▸Do the sheep consent to being shorn on camera?
They stand there placidly chewing while it happens, which our legal team (a sheepdog) interprets as enthusiastic consent. Shearing is also genuinely good for them — unshorn sheep overheat and get uncomfortable.
▸Does it hurt the sheep?
No. It's basically a very close haircut. The clippers glide over the skin. The worst they suffer is a brief loss of dignity and a mild breeze.
▸Why do I need to be 18 to enter?
You don't, legally — it's wool. The age gate is a bit. Please enjoy the bit.
▸Can I upload my own sheep?
Absolutely. Head to 'Shear Your Own', paste a YouTube link or upload a file, and join the flock of creators. Fame (and mild internet notoriety) awaits.
▸What's a 'fleece' rating?
Instead of stars, we rate shears out of five sheep 🐑. Five fleeces is a masterpiece. One fleece means somebody's clippers needed sharpening.
▸Who is Gary?
Gary is our sheepdog and Head of Trust & Safety. Gary handles all moderation, reports, and vibes. Gary is doing his best. Be nice to Gary.
▸Is my data safe?
We don't ask for accounts or passwords. You get a randomly assigned shepherd name in a cookie. That's it. We know less about you than the sheep do.