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Shorn The Sheep! 🐑⚡✂️
The claymation shearing sim the wool industry tried to ban. Catch the flock, drag them into the queue, then treat them to the buzz of a lifetime. Smooth strokes fill your wool bag — get rough and you'll nick somebody, and a nicked pelt is a duffpelt. Eight shifts deep: night shearing by torchlight, lanolin spills, pen escapes, goats in disguise, celebrity flocks and one enormous Bertha. Headphones recommended. The baas are synthesized. From scratch. We're not sorry.
🖐 Catch
Grab a sheep and drag it to the pen. Yes, you can yeet them. They count it. They remember.⚡ Shear
Slow, smooth strokes with the clippers. Watch the temper gauge — rushing nicks the talent.📸 Get papped
Every sheep hides tattoos under the fleece, and the Baa-razzi snap the most embarrassing reveals. Share the polaroids. They'd hate that.No sheep were harmed in the making of this game. Several were mildly embarrassed. Back to the videos →